When I review my priorities each year on my birthday, one lofty goal remains the same: Maintain our home as a sanctuary for ourselves, our family and our friends.
On each birthday, I promise this will be the year I finally sort through all the accumulated STUFF in our house, recycle or give away anything we don’t need, and find a place for whatever we decide to keep. And get some more pictures up on the walls.
Alas! The goal of a spotlessly clean house with a place for everything and everything in its place, even in the garage and basement, continues to elude me. So I especially love the abundance of housekeeping memes that remind me I’m not alone in my never-ending struggle.
I mean, this seems like a perfectly reasonable question:

This is my story and I’m sticking to it.

Love our cleaning ladies! Can’t wait to get them back once this crazy pandemic is over.

Ah yes! I’ll plead guilty and Pete likes to tease me about it.

I do have to make sure my sweetie Petey sees this one.

Happens to Pete and I every time …

Before I retired, a clean house was also a sign I had a looming project deadline that triggered my procrastination tendencies even worse than housework.

No truer words ever spoken.

I yearn for the magic dustpan that actually does its job.

But, of course, what we really need is some perspective!

So funny and so true! 🤣
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My favorites are the first two. It’s good to look at our challenges with a bit of humor! 😁
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The pictures were great!!! I absolutely loved this!!
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Thanks!
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Awe these are good!! Love some good humor!! I used to be such a control freak about how the cleaning was done that I wouldn’t let my kids help for the longest time … thank God I’ve surrendered that area in the past few years!!!
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I can relate! My husband does offer to help, but too often I was not only wanting him to help, but insisting he do it MY way.
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My house was actually cleaner when the kids still lived at home. Many hands make light work. Now that it is just my husband and I it seems harder to keep up.
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Sometimes I think my husband and I are messier than any kids.
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We are needing to relearn how to clean our home since our cleaning service isn’t operating during the pandemic. Agh!!!
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I know! It’s like my workload doubled with the pandemic. Do my own housework. Cook all our own food rather than eating out. I was really pampered before.
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Or running out for a quick supper when I didn’t want to cook! I hear you. I have never cooked so much since I had kids at home.
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So funny. The one about the line in the dustpan is so right on, too. Haha.
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It is!
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I can relate to all of the above!
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I think my favorite is the one about watching Hoarders and deciding my house looks fabulous!
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I’m a little OCD and love a clean house. But I hate to dust. And I love my Roomba. I also am a bit (okay okay, a lot) obsessive about stuff. I don’t like to have stuff around. Any donation center will eventually learn my name, “Hi Cecilia, I see you’ve been downsizing again.” Seriously, I have had people who know I do this and they will give me stuff so I can donate it because they can’t. LOL! I never say “no,” I always take their stuff. We are in a small house, which is perfect for us, but it is short on storage. Therefore, I have to use the closets which makes me crazy and eventually, I’ll find myself loading up things in the car and making my way to the donation center. So far? No regrets. Sooooo, maybe it’s not YOU with the sickness…, just sayin’…..🙃
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I’ve been trying to declare a moratorium on stuff. When I say I don’t want any more THINGS for Christmas or my birthday, I mean it! LOL
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Ditto! Only pictures allowed!
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Such wise words.
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LOL
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Ha! I thought I was getting better at keeping the house in order. Then the kids and grandkids visited … YIKES! I realized I wasn’t any more skilled, it had just become a LOT easier to do without all those people and dogs around.
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I can mess up a house all by myself!
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I love these!!
We used to tease my granny all the time because she would clean before the cleaning lady came. And now I’m sure I’d do the same thing! 😂
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I’m getting a little better about that. LOL
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